Janet that tried to teach me…

Hey guys!

This is not a recent hook up in my online dating career, but I was actually going out with this girl for a couple of months about a year ago. She was good looking, fun and smart – so trust me, there’s a lot of quality girls on that website called facebook!

We “met” via Are you interested, the best dating application and my best friend at that time, and soon began emailing back and forth. Now, our sense of humor was the same, so the conversation flew incredibly well and after quite some emailing back and forth I asked her out. As in:

Me: “So, Janet – sounds like you’re fun so I figured it would be nice to meet up and see if all that humor is for real or just something you copy/ pasted from the Internet. How about this Thursday?”

Her: Ohohohohohoho – nice try, Mister, but my mother always taught me not to meet up with strangers

So, she was obviously interested. The classic reaction would be begging for date, and she would eventually give in. But I acted like taking her comments seriously and insinuating that we had to get married first before anything could happen:

Me: Dear Janet. Thank you for you reply that was interesting, as is always the case. Although intrigued by your proposal, I have, after thorough consideration, decided that it is not time. It’ bad timing and I’m just not ready, seriously. I’m just not ready to get married.

Her: aaaahaahahahahahah!

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No need to say that one more email asking for a coffee did the job. Lesson: If a girl on Facebook plays hard to get – then don’t play harder to get! Be funny. Make fun of it. It’s the best advice, actually, I can give you on online dating. Get over yourself and make fun – honestly, I don’t think anybody else does so.