Caroline who was looking for a job

Hi all!

It’s been a while, but my reports will now come weekly. I promise!

So, I’ve been getting back into the facebook online dating game after a while and MAN is it good to be back! This place is flooding with hotties! I was browsing a dating app, and athough we didn’t have a match I liked the photo of this 28 year old called “Caroline” so I sent her an email anyway. Turns out she was in between jobs, so the emails were plenty and replies quick. Little lucky there!

Me: Nice profile picture! Funny how you profile looks like you’re a lot of fun yet your photo looks like you a little boring… no smile, I know those girls

Her: what do you mean????

Me: oh, just that you may be more dead serious than I thought. Let me guess – have you ever gone bungy jumping for instance?

Her: Actually I have!

Me: Ah, so you ARE one of fun girls! Man, what a relief . What else you like to do – swimming with sharp and such?

And then we talked about all the things she liked to do: eating out (boring), rollerskating and cinema (boring!). Straight forward online dating game so far. And then:

I made a good twist, which this post is actually about:

Me: Caroline, it’s all good but seriously, what the WEIRDEST thing you like to do? For my part, I think it might be reading 70s comics . You?

Her: aaahaha, you’re such a nerd! . But I like that… Me? Uhm, I think it might be watching Dirty Dancing… I’ve seen that movie like 50 times!

Then I googled some quotes from that movie…

Me: Really, spaghetti arms?

Her: aaahahahaha Yes!

It wasn’t hard closing it later by asking her to go to the movies. Touching and kissing didn’t feel awkward once I started running my hands up and down those “spaghetti arms” .

Hope you can use this one, guys – don’t miss out on my next post, get it emailed directly when it’s fresh off the press!